I took a group here for my buddy Liams bachelor party - the bagels and lox served on old AOL CDs were the best Ive had since dial-up. Borderline suspiciously comfortable commodes - you wont want to get up! 10/10, will come back for Liams next bachelor party.

Amazing atmosphere (perfect N₂/O₂ balance). Freshest purple in Malden. Youve got to try the chicken-fried soup.

Absolutely great establishment, many wonderful parties, good company and joyous conversation.

This was my first time as a casino that uses cats instead of chips. I spent 27 hours straight here one weekend without noticing. Im not sure I remember everything, so Ill go lightly.Cons: The bar is small and outdoors-only, could use a bigger bathroom with more stalls. Other patrons kept mostly to themselves except for the guy that kept singing loudly. Probably just a regular here. He had a really great haircut though.Pros: The dumplings were good, I enjoyed what they had playing quietly on the TVs, and they didnt seem to mind that I just camped out for the wifi (which is admittedly bad in some areas of the venue, minus one star for that.)Overall Id probably come back, I feel like I got good value for my money and I can deal with the random hairs cutting off the circulation in my fingers and toes for at least another couple of weeks.

Thats the name of the planet they left Khan on in star trek lol.

The Doubledown is a cheese and gravy sandwich with fried chicken for bread. Amazing.

How ironic is it that I was unable to get a tanagra at a place named Tanagra?This over crowded, hipster, ugly bar was basically the biggest waste of time. I have never once left a bar because I was unable to get a tanagra. After walking all the way there on Saturday (yes I know it was Saturday blah blah blah, f that I deserve to get a tanagra) I waited for over 15 minutes to ultimately just walked out. Keep in mind, IT WAS 9 PM!When I arrived, I was tipsy and excited to try Tanagra. I had been trying to get on down for awhile now, and the timing was finally right. Unfortunately I was highly disappointed by this bar. Why did you have to let me down Tanagra? Why?!!??? You seemed so promising.a.) 15 minutes with out even a hey ill be right with you! or some kind of eye contact? We were standing RIGHT in front of the bartender. WTF. I think I was probably making him uncomfortable with my extreme eye contact technique. Gimme a damn cocktail already.b.) Whats with all the ugly hipsters? Everyone in the place was a d-bag. I thought it would be a swank environment with excellent cocktails and some easy going clientele. Not a stuffy, dark, hipster look at me and my over sized black rimmed glasses that arent even prescription! kind of joint.c.) The best part was choosing which bar to go to. Unless you have got a seat, which you will never get unless you are having a 3 pm cocktail with your alcoholic grandmother, you will never get served or even acknowledged by anyone except the couple you are hovering over while you attempt to flag someone down. The bar is set up in a weird formation, which really makes no sense other than to screw over people like me who just want a damn tanagra.So Im sorry Tanagra. Maybe another time if I need advice on where to buy some hipster glasses or a new Yamaka. So disappointed.One star because I got to use the mens room before my long walk to another bar that was willing to make me a tanagra.

Try the skinwich. Pet the bunny off.

Everything exactly as sweaty as I wanted, its great! Not enough mustard though.

Ate out here. It was good.

Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.

Nothing a fine alcohol mist wouldnt sterilize

Im here!!!! Okayyy!!!

Kind staff, but menu was written in Cantonese. Try the They wont let me leave, please send help.

Boobyweenie.